Zamplebox vapes the nasty, Part 1

by Sean Hoade

I’ll tell you what: kudos to Chris and Ian and the rest of the Zamplebox posse. They have put together a long-running and intensely hilarious series of YouTube videos where they vape up with the most disgusting, gross, and just weird flavors so you can laugh at their pain and become part of the Zamplebox family yourself.

How? (FYI, this is an unpaid mention that Zamplebox doesn’t even know about, much less asked for. I just love their stuff.) <plug> For an astonishingly low price, they send you however many bottles of vape liquid flavors you request. They find everything, but I promise they don’t do the horribly nasty flavors they sample in the videos below. Check ’em out! </plug>

Bringing the pain

My goodness, Chris and Ian must be awesome guys, because they rope in at least one special guest in each installment of “Vaping the Grossest E-Liquid Flavors,” to suffer with them … hilariously. Below are some of the funniest, most trauma-reflecting comments from each episode.

In anticipation and/or memory of the horrors of these horrendous flavors, our brave samplers are anxious and sometimes upset about their lot in the series:

  • “This is proof that just because you can do something, that doesn’t mean you should.”
  • “These are no longer flavors. They are punishment in a bottle.”
  • “These flavors … whoever made them deserves a beat-down.”
  • “This is a bad thing being done to good people.”

And away we go! (Bring your barf bags. You’ll need ’em.)

Garlic bread, Ripe Tomato, Porcini Mushroom, and Russian Forest

Watch Chris and Ian force their poor pal Joe into this vaping horror here. (The words below are only a tiny sample, and much of the hilarity comes from the visuals of them wishing they were never born.)

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The look of pure pleasure.

Garlic Bread

  • “Smells like an Italian grandma.”
  • Due to the apparently immense amount of garlic oil: “We’re all going to get garlic cancer.”
  • “It’s definitely not improving the more I vape.”

Ripe Tomato

  • “It tastes like canned tomato paste.”

Porcini Mushroom

  • Porcini Mushroom “This is the Earth’s stool.”

Russian Forest

  • They all actually kinda liked this one, so the only snarky thing to share is “The worst thing about about the actual Russian forest is that it’s in Russia.”

Beef Jerky, Durian, ‘Gas Station Sushi,’ and ‘Netflix and Chill’

We got off to a very easy start with Garlic Bread and such. This time (watch here) our boys and friend Max march into Flavor Hell itself. (FYI, Durian is such a disgusting Asian “delicacy” that it is banned on commercial flights in China. There are literally signs in some public places in Asia prohibiting durians along with smoking, spitting, and “flammable goods.”)

Not a joke. So not a joke.

Beef Jerky

  • “If there was a flavor called Burnt Coil …”
  • “This didn’t make me want to immediately throw up on myself, which is, I think, a win as far as these flavors go.”


  • “Like stinky feet … and rotting meat.”
  • “Tastes kind of rotty to me.”
  • And then, weirdly: “Tastes like hazelnut Starbucks coffee.”

‘Gas Station Sushi’

This is a flavor they created just to torture themselves for our amusement. It’s a combination of the real vape flavors Ginger, Crab Legs, and Wasabi.

  • “That’s the most artificial thing I’ve ever had in my body.”
  • “A very chemical-y, very horrible combination.”

‘Netflix and Chill’

This is another masochistic combination they put together to test their gag reflex, made up of the independently objectionable vape flavors Beer, Popcorn, and the legendary Wet Dreams, all of which will show up later in their own right in later episodes.

  • “It’s like burned microwave popcorn that you left out overnight.”
  • It tastes like the morning after a party, like “beer stains and popcorn and you finger-blasted a girl and have crusted sex juice still on your hands when you eat the popcorn the next morning.”
  • “It actually tastes like something harmful to your body, like you just put a LEGO head in there and just vaped that.”

There’s so much more horror to come! Stay tuned for Part 2.

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